planning my funeral
planning my life
planning my wedding.
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Being a millennial in the United States is FUN.
I love the whole working a thankless job to protect the baby boom’s safety net thing. I also like the part where I get to do it without being able to build a safety net for myself due to low wages, soul-crushing student debt, and a stagnant economy built by the selfishness of prior generations.
America, you da best. Keep doing you. Wealth disparity is so cool, so hip.
- People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
- People who wear glasses: No.