thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

Source: asian Via: joplo-youknow
Source: cloududart Via: sizzlebutts

at john mulaney's show last night

  1. john: so pot's actually legal in two states now
  2. person in audience: ow!
  3. john: who was that
  4. john: are you white
  5. john: cause you know it's always been legal for us

quiero-poder-ser-feliz:

Mike Prysner, iraq war veteran and anti-war activist.

❝ Please know there are much better things in life than being lonely or liked or bitter or mean or self-conscious. We are all full of shit. Go love someone just because; I know your heart may be badly bruised, or even the victim of numerous knifings, but it will always heal, even if you don’t want it to; it keeps going. There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there, I promise. It is up to you to find them. ❞
– Chuck Palahniuk (via rainysundaysandcoffee)

tyleroakley:

When I’m asked in interviews what my favorite YouTube video of all time is, I need to remember to say this.

Poetry.

(n.b.)