Always reblog. Always relevant.

halleberiberi:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

planning my life

planning my wedding.

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Being a millennial in the United States is FUN.

I love the whole working a thankless job to protect the baby boom’s safety net thing. I also like the part where I get to do it without being able to build a safety net for myself due to low wages, soul-crushing student debt, and a stagnant economy built by the selfishness of prior generations.

America, you da best. Keep doing you. Wealth disparity is so cool, so hip.

  1. People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  2. People who wear glasses: No.
(n.b.)